It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin'
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Jimmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down hos chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cooks but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holy days are back and my presents are wrapped
Like "Oh, my God. Is that Saint Nick?"
kids give me your list like it's the 25th
Been acused of being a bad kid
B-B-But I get presents as is
Mrs. Clause just myspaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve
So I don't give a fuck if you'r naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a game device
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!
FUCK YEAH!
No... Watch the language... HO HO HO!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls...
Good kids, bad kids and even Da Kurlzz...
We were chillin' at home and deckin' the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas aint a date, but a way of life
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife"
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funier than fuck you, you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all tok flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin' impostor
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandana and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that motherfucker's a grinch
So if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
You kid are in big trouble...
Oh, boy. Oh, oh...
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in da hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hannukah in Inglewood the dradles spinning in da hood
So meet me by the manura, let's get drunk
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